When Noah had finished building the ark
His wife said – that’ll be tricky to park.
Have you got it insured cos I think that you should
And get fully comp against fire, theft or flood!

Noah scanned the animal list.
A niggling feeling there’s something he’d missed.
The invites he’d sent – the ones he’d got back in
The lists didn’t tally – one reply still lackin
He checked it. And groaned – “Oh that’s just what I need!
The pandas! The pandas ain’t R S V P’d!
“Oh you silly old fool I said check that list twice!”
And he graciously thanked his wife for her advice.

But time had run out if the bears weren’t in town.
It were starting to rain – it were chucking it down.

Meanwhile, some distance away…….
The pandas realised their error,
Looked around in panda terror.
Realised they’d miss the boat
And panda’s weren’t designed to float.
They started to panic then one said “Hey!
Remember our savings for a rainy day?”
So they ran to the bank, withdrew cash and bought
An all terrain vehicle – Range Rover Sport.
Gunned the engine, shot through town
As the floods came up as the rains came down.

Meanwhile on the floating zoo
The animals came in two by two.
Then, just before they closed the door
The pandas arrived in their 4 by 4!